MAIN CHARACTERS
 

MIZUKI SATO

HEIGHT: Negligable

FEARS: Bears

Mizuki is just a girl from a small town who wants to do some good in the world. She can be quite sassy, often to the point of tactlessness.

KING ZEBUGU GO

HOBBIES: Collecting leaves

PEJIBA VA

LIKES: Exerting up to 60 kN of force downward with her leg muscles

DISLIKES: Helplessness/paralysis/general inability to fight

Became a vigilante crime-fighter after her parents were killed as a child. Now, she goes on adventures with her friends, shooting plasma attacks at her foes!

CAHE WUWA

AGE: Probably

HOBBIES: Sword

Cahe is a swordfighter who joins Mizuki on her quest. He's polite to strangers and people of authority in general, but isn't afraid to pull out the sass card if he needs to.

SIDE CHARACTERS:

GYNU LUDI

MOUSTACHE: Absolutely

FASHION SENSE: Off the charts

A former Galaxy Knight and one of the Governors of the Sikode Plains, Gynu uses his fire-based powers to help those in need!

SUZIGU LUDI

HOBBIES: Laziness

NEN TYPE: Transmuter

Like her brother, she's a former Galaxy Knight and Governor of the Sikode Plains. She likes to use her shadow powers to help those in need, although not quite as many people as Gynu likes to help.

ANCESTRAL TREE

HEIGHT: Obviously

WEIGHT: Look, YOU try weighing a living tree

It's a tree that talks. Its advice is usually good, but it may not be inclined to give any to you.

GENERAL NIRAJI ZOFUHU a.k.a. ELECTRIC ZEBRA

DISLIKES: The military

ALSO DISLIKES: The government

Niraji Zofuhu is an anti-establishment rock musician who was appointed the general of the Giduli Royal Army. He reluctantly follows the king's orders, but still spends his nights playing in bars.

MINOR CHARACTERS:

ALLEYMAN

HOBBIES: Petty theft

ACCENT: You bet

Alleyman is the kind of guy who brings a knife to a gun fight. Or is it a gun to a knife fight? Either way, he's bringing them.

MISSUS BORGER

FIRST NAME: Missus

GREEN ARCHER a.k.a. DIAMIS ARTENE

FAVORITE ANIMATED SHOW: Archer

FAVORITE COLOR: Blue

The Green Archer is a petty boat-jacker. Her goal in life is to join a gang in Cunoze City, and stealing a literal boatload of cash was the best resume she could think of.

CHILL BRO

HEIGHT: 6'0"

AVERAGE BODY TEMPERATURE: 0° C

A gangster with the power to induce cold temperatures. He is the leader of the Giants- based out of the Large & Lanky Pants Superstore.

PRIVATE DRIVER

FAVORITE COLOR: Green? I guess?

FAVORITE FOOD: I don't know, Pizza?

I'm gonna be real with you for a second. I didn't put any thought into this character. He was randomly generated, only showed up alive in three panels, and only had one line of dialogue. So just let it go, ok?

FERRYMAN

BEARD: Well-kept

ACCENT: Faked. Plot twist of the century, huh?

The Ferryman is an immortal elder god. He existed long before the universe did. He is revealed to be the main villain at the end of Book- nah, I'm just messing with you. He's a guy who drives a boat. How 'bout them Jokes, huh?

HOLOCLONE

POLITICAL STANCES: Transparent

GUN: Dolphin-shaped

A Cunoze City Council member, and part of the Dolphins. He can create temporary clones of people with his magic. Don't get too attached to him.

CHIEF XOBULU HORAJUFA

LIKES: Planes

HOBBIES: Also planes

The Chief of the Cunoze Police department, with the ability to control all model airplanes. After killing Pejiba's parents, he feels remorse and tries to- NAH, I'm just messing, he's still a jerk.

KINDERGARTENER a.k.a MATO ARTENE

SCHOOL ENROLLED IN: None

HOW MESSED UP IS IT THAT SOME OF THESE GANGS EMPLOY ACTUAL CHILDREN: Very

A six-year-old child who works for the Steelers (a gang focused on steel, naturally). Her ability lets her reflect any insult back at her opponents, which isn't actually that strong once you know about it.

KNIFE MAN

LOVES: His children, and by "children" I mean "knives"

MELEE COMBAT RATING: ★★★★★

A member of the Broncos with the ability to beat anyone using his knives, assuming his opponent is also holding a knife. Only sharpened knives count, and they have to be no more than a foot or less than four inches in length. It's not the easiest ability to use.

CUFABA KUZIRUDU

HAIR COLOR: Blue/Red

EARS: More than average

A cashier at Tupetoto's Restaurant. A proud food service employee who appreciates his customers, even if his boss doesn't agree.

LODU REJAFI

EYE COLOR: None

SPEARS: Yes

A low-level soldier for the Giduli Royal Army. He always plays things by the books, but he often isn't particularly competent.

LORD QIJEVO RO

COLONEL THARI

MORTAL ENEMY: Electric Zebra

AND GUESS WHO HER BOSS IS: . . .

You'd be annoyed too if you spent years of your life working your way up the ranks, only to be outranked by some random dude the king met. Also, she hates this newfangled rock music stuff, preferring swing and smooth jazz.

QYTU TUPETOTO

DISLIKES: Most things, really

LIKES: Arguments

Owner and head chef at Tupetoto's Restaurant. Inventor of the famous Toto Sandwich, which is a pepperoni pizza topped with calimari on rye bread. Good and good for you!

PRIVATE TUUE

CATS OR DOGS: Cats

NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT HE WAS A GIRL: Like, a surprising number.

Tuue is in the Musket Artisan League division of the Giduli Royal Army. He has the ability to predict the path of any bullet- with the disadvantage that his opponents can see his prediction, and act accordingly.

PRIVATE UON

FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK AUTHOR: Dr. Seuss

HOW MAD ARE YOU NOW THAT YOU JUST REALIZED UON AND TUUE ARE REFERENCES TO THING ONE AND THING TWO FROM THE CAT IN THE HAT: Eh, not much.

Uon is in the Musket Artisan League division of the Giduli Royal Army, and is partnered up with Private Tuue. They may seem like best friends, but they rarely hang out outside of work.

CLERK WAITER

IS THAT HIS ACTUAL NAME: Yes.

SO DID HE ONLY APPLY TO JOBS THAT SHARED A TITLE WITH HIS NAME: He applied to lots of jobs, but sharing a name with the job title certainly helped in the interviews.

Clerk Waiter is both a clerk at le Hotel and a waiter at Neon Star. Hey, the cost of living ain't cheap.

STARSTUFF STORIES:

ZEPIWA CUDERAFI

IS SHE STILL ON THAT ONE ASSIGNMENT: Yes.

ALLERGIES: Apples.

Mrs. Cuderafi is a teacher at Mantor Beach Elementary School. She's a bit ditsy, and has trouble with time management, but she's incredible at acting under pressure.

CYBERSTRUCTION

WHY DOESN'T HE MAKE HIMSELF NEW LEGS: His ability doesn't work on himself.

SO HE'S SEEN GREEN ARCHER NAKED, RIGHT? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT: I'm sure he looks away from his computer whenever someone's changing.

Cyberstruction is a member of the Packers. His cybernetic pets help guard the gang's turf, and the smaller ones are used to infiltrate other gangs' turfs. He also fixes up his teammates when they lose body parts, which is surprisingly often.

EDWARDIA

KNITTING ABILITY: C-, at best.

FEARS: Responsibility. This was stated directly. Did you even read the story?

Edwardia is another member of the Packers - working as the gang's tailor. She's the only one allowed to stab the boss with a needle... I assume.

ORANUS LUDI

FAVORITE CHILD: Favorite what?

DON'T YOU NEED TO PAY RENT EVENTUALLY: Hmph.

Gynu and Suzigu's neglectful father. He quit his job after his wife died. Before the twins left to join the Galaxy Knights, he just sat around and did nothing all day, leaving them to fend for themselves (after the twins left, he died of kidney failure).

HECA NUJUBOLO

COOL BURN MARKS: Not shown.

I BET HE'S FUN AT SLUMBER PARTIES: Just... make sure you know where your hands are at all times.

Heca is the son of a high-ranking Galaxy Knight, and is somewhat of a spoiled brat. His magic lets him control water. He'll probably never amount to anything. He fought Gynu Ludi and dealt a serious injury to Suzigu Ludi, so they probably would never interact with him again willingly.

LEXONO NUJUBOLO

FASHION: 100/10

TEEN NAME: Faygo Sprite

Mr. Nujubolo is the president of the local chapter of the Galaxy Knights. He has the magic ability to absorb other people's magic and take measurements on its strength - which is convenient for all sorts of plot purposes.

CYTH PEBA

MULTITASKING SKILLS: Decent

EXCEL PROFICIENCY: High

She's Mr. Nujubolo's assistant, which makes her a high-ranking Galaxy Knight. She's never shown or described in the story, so let's say... she has a giant tattoo on her back and carries around a trident. That's definitely accurate, probably.

RETROGRADE

BODY TYPE: Long

HOBBIES: Hiding candies inside her legs for later

Retrograde is the head of security at the Packers gang. Her ability lets her steal memories from people, mainly ones which are vital to survival. She can't control what memory she steals, so if she takes something really important like breathing, she'll give it back immediately. Probably.

SWIMMER GIRL

MAXIMUM DEPTH: Well she needs to hold her breath, so probably not more than a few meters.

WHAT COLOR IS HER SWIMSUIT: Probably green.

Swimmer Girl used to be a minion working for the Packers, but now she's their leader. Her ability lets her swim in solid ground as if it was water. Enjoys being poked with needles by people of all genders!

VAULTER

ARE YOU SURE THAT'S A FLAT TOP ON HIS HEAD: Yes.

NOT SOME WEIRD DEAD CAT: Yes!!!

Vaulter is the former leader of the Packers - former is a word which here means he dead. His magic ability is that eating valuable objects temporarily makes him bigger, stronger, faster, and grants him regenerative capabilities. Kind of makes you wonder how he ever lost that chunk of his face.