MAIN CHARACTERS
 

MIZUKI SATO

HEIGHT: Negligable

FEARS: Bears

A small girl from a small town. Mizuki has the ability to copy any magic ability she's seen – something that would be too exhausting for anyone else. She's often disrespectful to others, but she's rarely treated with respect so that's not exactly surprising.

 

KING ZEBUGU GO

HOBBIES: Collecting leaves

WHY: I dunno, maybe he likes watching them blow around in the wind?

King Zebugu is the monarch and sole ruler of the Giduli Kingdom (which is kind of how kingdoms work). He's a big eater. His ability to control air makes him a formidable foe.

 

TACI RAMINO aka SWORD WARRIOR

OCCUPATION: Governor and Mayor and also Superhero.

NARCISSISM LEVELS: Off the charts

The self-proclaimed most powerful fighter alive, Taci Ramino has the ability to manifest swords and teleport short ranges. He spends his nights fighting crime as a vigilante, and spends his days preparing for another night of crimefighting. Also, his mask is stupid, but you didn't hear it from me.

 

CAHE VA-WUWA

AGE: Probably

HOBBIES: Sword

Cahe went on an adventure with Mizuki and Pejiba, and his love for Pejiba unlocked the magic ability to shoot murder beams from his sword. Now, it's time for his greatest adventure yet – being a father.

 

PEJIBA VA-WUWA

LIKES: Her husband and child.

DISLIKES: Helplessness/paralysis/general inability to fight

A powerful crime fighter with the ability to shoot plasma attacks at her foes. Currently on maternity leave, but she'll be back to vigilante-ing sooner than you think!

 

 

SIDE CHARACTERS:

 

EKE ENETORO

LOVES: His daughter

ALSO LOVES: His store

Farms 'R' We has been in the Enetoro family for generations, and Eke is the latest owner of the store. Adopted Mizuki after her parents were mauled to death by bears. Or was it eaten by bears? It was a traumatic experience, don't get on her case if she misremembers some things.

 

PRINCESS ZAXATY GO

OCCUPATION: Artist

HOBBIES: Governor

Zaxaty got an island as a birthday present one year. Overjoyed, she took her position as governor and ran with it, building a community of happy, artistically minded individuals (who are also lesbians). Also there's a bunch of farms around the island that Zaxaty doesn't pay much mind to.

 

GYNU LUDI

MOUSTACHE: Absolutely

FASHION SENSE: Off the charts

A former Galaxy Knight and one of the Governors of the Sikode Plains, Gynu uses his fire-based powers to help those in need!

 

SUZIGU LUDI

HOBBIES: Laziness

NEN TYPE: Transmuter

Like her brother, she's a former Galaxy Knight and Governor of the Sikode Plains. She likes to use her shadow powers to help those in need, although not quite as many people as Gynu likes to help.

 

NOTHING

SHAPE: Undefined

AGE: 13 in demon years

Nothing is a seemingly invincible demon, seemingly originating from inside the magic portal itself. Though of course, things aren't always as they seem...

 

ANCESTRAL TREE

HEIGHT: Obviously

WEIGHT: Look, YOU try weighing a living tree

Governor of the Fuhifo Forest region, and also a talking tree. Its advice is usually good, but it may not be inclined to give any to you.

 

GENERAL NIRAJI ZOFUHU a.k.a. ELECTRIC ZEBRA

DISLIKES: The military

ALSO DISLIKES: The government

Niraji Zofuhu is an anti-establishment rock musician who was appointed the general of the Giduli Royal Army. He reluctantly follows the king's orders, but still spends his nights playing in bars.

 

CORUBY ZOZI

EYE COLOR: Black

SHORTS: Cargo

Coruby is King Zebugu's childhood best friend, and governor of the Wetuno Desert. He specifically asked to get an outpost of his own in the desert so he could attempt to terraform it and help out the people already living there.

 

MINOR CHARACTERS:

 

ALLEYMAN

HOBBIES: Petty theft

ACCENT: You bet

Alleyman is the kind of guy who brings a knife to a gun fight. Or is it a gun to a knife fight? Either way, he's bringing them.

 

GREEN ARCHER a.k.a. DIAMIS ARTENE

FAVORITE ANIMATED SHOW: Archer

FAVORITE COLOR: Blue

The Green Archer is a petty boat-jacker. Her goal in life is to join a gang in Cunoze City, and stealing a literal boatload of cash was the best resume she could think of.

 

ZTRAU BARRY

WHY DOES HE JUST HAVE STRAWBERRIES OUT ON THE COUNTER IN THE SUN?: For funsies

DOES HE LICK THE JUICES OFF THE TABLE?: Of course

Ztrau is the child of a wealthy family, but they sent him away to Wetuno Town to teach him about life. In an online relationship with a woman who claims to be a knight for justice.

 

MISSUS BORGER

FIRST NAME: Missus

LAST NAME: Borger

Missus Borger is a lady from Wasuze Village who likes burgers. Naturally, the end of the plague holds a special place in her heart.

 

KIY BORODO

LIKES: Playing piano

DISLIKES: Having to bring her piano anywhere she wants to play it

Kiy works for her family's tailor shop. She used to date Mizuki, but dumped her because of her weird-shaped nose.

CHILL BRO aka GALASI FORASTE

HEIGHT: 6'0"

AVERAGE BODY TEMPERATURE: 0° C

A gangster with the power to induce cold temperatures. He is the leader of the Giants- based out of the Large & Lanky Pants Superstore.

 

THUCOBAPE CAJYZHY

FAVORITE FOOD: Pie

FAVORITE PIE FLAVOR: Uncooked

In an open relationship with her girlfriend, Girepanu. Spends most of her time working on her poetry.

 

LAUN CLIPPA

HOBBIES: Camping

KIDNEYS: More than average

Laun is a man who wants to sell lawnmowers, and Wetuno Town is surprisingly the best market around. Has a severe phobia of bananas.

 

PRIVATE DRIVER

FAVORITE COLOR: Green? I guess?

FAVORITE FOOD: I don't know, Pizza?

I'm gonna be real with you for a second. I didn't put any thought into this character. He was randomly generated, only showed up alive in three panels, and only had one line of dialogue. So just let it go, ok?

 

KATHY FEALEN

CATS OR DOGS: Cats

FAVORITE FOOD: Tuna

Kathy is a resident of Wetuno Town. She used to work as a receptionist in Vepyxu City, but she quit her job and moved to Wetuno Town to run a pun-themed escape room.

 

FERRYMAN

BEARD: Well-kept

ACCENT: Faked. Plot twist of the century, huh?

The Ferryman is an immortal elder god. He existed long before the universe did. He is revealed to be the main villain at the end of Book- nah, I'm just messing with you. He's a guy who drives a boat. How 'bout them Jokes, huh?

 

FERRYWOMAN

OCCUPATION: Ferryman's Gay Daughter

FAVORITE DVD: She usually puts on Fantasy Netflix for her passengers.

The Ferrywoman drives ferries to and from Doveca City. She doesn't have a noticeable accent, but that won't stop her from being the best sailor this side of the kingdom!

 

REED FLAIYAR

OCCUPATION: Knowing things

THEN WHY DIDN'T HE KNOW WHERE THE MAGIC PORTAL WAS?: Look, do you want to walk all the way out to some forest? Where nature is?!

Reed was born in a booth, and someday he will die in a booth. No I will not be more specific than that.

 

VENNA FURTER

HOT DOGS: Freshly made

HOW OFTEN DOES SHE GET BURNED?: Very

As a young girl, Venna wanted to be the best hot dog vendor in the world. She had to sell all her clothes to start her business up, but it was worth it.

 

SHOKO GLAEDU

LOVES: Cake

ALLERGIES: Chocolate

Shoko is a Wetuno boy, born and raised. He left home for a while to get a medical degree from Giduli University, and now he's the town's doctor.

 

HOLOCLONE

POLITICAL STANCES: Transparent

GUN: Dolphin-shaped

A Cunoze City Council member, and part of the Dolphins. He can create temporary clones of people with his magic. Don't get too attached to him.

 

CHIEF XOBULU HORAJUFA

LIKES: Planes

HOBBIES: Also planes

The Chief of the Cunoze Police department, with the ability to control all model airplanes. After killing Pejiba's parents, he feels remorse and tries to- NAH, I'm just messing, he's still a jerk.

 

INDIGO

HOBBIES: Biting

INSIDE VOICE: Nonexistent

Indigo is a stray dog living on the streets of Zoramo City. His fur is naturally purple.

 

KINDERGARTENER a.k.a MATO ARTENE

SCHOOL ENROLLED IN: None

HOW MESSED UP IS IT THAT SOME OF THESE GANGS EMPLOY ACTUAL CHILDREN: Very

A six-year-old child who works for the Steelers (a gang focused on steel, naturally). Her ability lets her reflect any insult back at her opponents, which isn't actually that strong once you know about it.

 

KNIFE MAN

LOVES: His children, and by "children" I mean "knives"

MELEE COMBAT RATING: ★★★★★

A member of the Broncos with the ability to beat anyone using his knives, assuming his opponent is also holding a knife. Only sharpened knives count, and they have to be no more than a foot or less than four inches in length. It's not the easiest ability to use.

 

YARDE MITUR

HEIGHT: 1.77812 meters

WEIGHT: 1,000,000,000,000,000 quadrillion kg

Yarde was arrested eight years ago for too many puns and was sent to Wetuno Town. His speciality is in rulers, and measurement of all kinds.

 

CUFABA KUZIRUDU

HAIR COLOR: Blue/Red

EARS: More than average

A cashier at Tupetoto's Restaurant. A proud food service employee who appreciates his customers, even if his boss doesn't agree.

 

ASH LOGGINS

LIKES: Electric Zebra's music

EVIL EX NUMBER: 3

Ash works on his family's wheat farm, and is one of Mizuki's exes. Dumped Mizuki because of her thighs. His veganism grants him access to incredible powers.

 

TESS MOWHO

LIKES: Drama

DISLIKES: Having to do work

Tess is employed by Mowho Events, which plans weddings and community theater. Dated Mizuki for a day on a dare.

 

LODU REJAFI

EYE COLOR: None

SPEARS: Yes

A low-level soldier for the Giduli Royal Army. He always plays things by the books, but he often isn't particularly competent.

 

LORD QIJEVO RO

 

FYE SOLALY

WHETE SOWADER

LIKES: Extreme couponing

DISLIKES: Regular couponing

Matriarch of the Sowader wheat farm. Her granddaughter, Seade Sowader, is one of Mizuki's exes.

 

COLONEL THARI

MORTAL ENEMY: Electric Zebra

AND GUESS WHO HER BOSS IS: . . .

You'd be annoyed too if you spent years of your life working your way up the ranks, only to be outranked by some random dude the king met. Also, she hates this newfangled rock music stuff, preferring swing and smooth jazz.

 

DYNIM THAZHOLY

LIKES: Dressing up in nice clothes

ALSO LIKES: No clothes at all

Spent nearly a year as a clothing model for Zaxaty after coming to Doveca City. Quit her job to spend more time with her then-girlfriend, Kerano.

 

KERANO THAZHOLY

HOBBIES: Dioramas

DISLIKES: Every second where she's not within arm's reach of her wife.

A concert violinist. It's a high paying job (particularly in this town), but she isn't a fan of the time she has to spend away from Dynim.

 

QYTU TUPETOTO

DISLIKES: Most things, really

LIKES: Arguments

Owner and head chef at Tupetoto's Restaurant. Inventor of the famous Toto Sandwich, which is a pepperoni pizza topped with calimari on rye bread. Good and good for you!

 

PRIVATE TUUE

CATS OR DOGS: Cats

NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT HE WAS A GIRL: Like, a surprising number.

Tuue is in the Musket Artisan League division of the Giduli Royal Army. He has the ability to predict the path of any bullet- with the disadvantage that his opponents can see his prediction, and act accordingly.

 

PRIVATE UON

FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK AUTHOR: Dr. Seuss

HOW MAD ARE YOU NOW THAT YOU JUST REALIZED UON AND TUUE ARE REFERENCES TO THING ONE AND THING TWO FROM THE CAT IN THE HAT: Eh, not much.

Uon is in the Musket Artisan League division of the Giduli Royal Army, and is partnered up with Private Tuue. They may seem like best friends, but they rarely hang out outside of work.

 

GIREPANU UWHESHOL

OCCUPATION: Tour guide

SKILLS: Can bake a pie, like, really quickly. Don't ask how.

An expert on all of Zaxaty's work. Is in an open relationship with her girlfriend, Thucobape.

 

ZEBRA "ZUZU" VA-WUWA

LIKES: I dunno, she's a baby?

DISLIKES: Probably being hungry, being too cold or too hot, etc.

Zuzu was born less than a week after Cahe and Pejiba met. Don't worry too much about it.

 

TEEA VAINELLA

EDUCATION: Bachelor's in history

DOES HE EVER USE IT?: Nope

Teea is a guy whose job it is to carry ice around town. Enjoys jigsaw puzzles and eating hair (that he finds).

 

ZIFOMI VIYVOTHA

LIKES: Skateboarding

WHILE WEARING ROLLER SKATES?: Yes

Zifomi is a resident of Doveca City. She's never visited Zaxaty herself, but she's looking forward to getting a commission someday (there's a bit of a waiting list).

 

CLERK WAITER

IS THAT HIS ACTUAL NAME: Yes.

SO DID HE ONLY APPLY TO JOBS THAT SHARED A TITLE WITH HIS NAME: He applied to lots of jobs, but sharing a name with the job title certainly helped in the interviews.

Clerk Waiter is both a clerk at le Hotel and a waiter at Neon Star. Hey, the cost of living ain't cheap.

 

LETABOYA WCDAVID

HEIGHT: Tall for his age

TOY PLANES: Big for his height

Letaboya is a little boy. His older brother, Kravid WcDavid, is the heir to WcDavid's Fried Chicken restaurant, and also one of Mizuki's exes.

 

SAHANE WILONA

LIKES: Animals

ALSO LIKES: Jumping jacks

Sahane works for Friendz First Veterinary Clinic, mostly taking care of farm animals. Sahane is Mizuki's shortest-lived partner - he dated Mizuki for only three minutes before kicking her out of his house.

 

 

STARSTUFF STORIES:

 

ZINOA ASTER

PANTSUIT: Teal

WEATHER: Report

Zinoa is a network executive for the Krones Broadcasting System, in town for business purposes. She's a single working mother with nothing to lose!

 

KULE BEEFMAN

EMPLOYER: Mr. Meets Steakhouse

PARENT COMPANY: Meeteee Ltd.

Kule is the latest in a long line of cybernetic super-soldiers created by the Meeteee corporation to sell beef products. Enjoys long walks on the beach.

 

JILOWY BIXA

FACE: Horrifically burned

BUT???: Still the cutest!!!

Jilowy is a little homeless orphan girl. She considers Cufaba to be a big brother figure. Even at eight years old, she's an incredible street lacrosse player!

 

GLOBE CARRIER aka ATALIS MONS

MUSCLES: Yes

ENDS UP MARRYING: Who's available? Eh, let's just say Joli.

Atalis is a bank robber with a heart of gold. Loves his dog. Has the power to redirect magic around his shoulders.

 

ZEPIWA CUDERAFI

IS SHE STILL ON THAT ONE ASSIGNMENT: Yes.

ALLERGIES: Apples.

Mrs. Cuderafi is a teacher at Mantor Beach Elementary School. She's a bit ditsy, and has trouble with time management, but she's incredible at acting under pressure.

 

CYBERSTRUCTION

WHY DOESN'T HE MAKE HIMSELF NEW LEGS: His ability doesn't work on himself.

SO HE'S SEEN GREEN ARCHER NAKED, RIGHT? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT: I'm sure he looks away from his computer whenever someone's changing.

Cyberstruction is a member of the Packers. His cybernetic pets help guard the gang's turf, and the smaller ones are used to infiltrate other gangs' turfs. He also fixes up his teammates when they lose body parts, which is surprisingly often.

 

SILENT BUT DEADLY aka DAMO LISEN

NAME: Funny

LIKES: Chaos

Damo has the magic ability to extract a purple string from his fingers. By placing the string in a loop on the ground and pressing a switch, all sound energy inside the loop is converted to heat energy.

 

PIPSQUEAK DEPAKO

SIZE: Halloween candy

SKILLS: Ten-foot vertical leap

Pipsqueak is another kid who rolls with Cufaba's crew. He mostly just commentates on things that Cufaba is cooking really loudly. And yes, that's his real first name. His parents weren't the greatest.

 

CATTLE DRIVER aka POLY HENARI

STAND NAME: 「Big Railroad Blues」

STAND MASTER: Poly Henari. It's right there. This isn't hard, folks.

Poly is a former and current murderer, and a member of the Giants gang. Her magic creates a blue ox that places railroad tracks, which move anything standing on them like a conveyor belt.

 

EDWARDIA

KNITTING ABILITY: C-, at best.

FEARS: Responsibility. This was stated directly. Did you even read the story?

Edwardia is another member of the Packers - working as the gang's tailor. She's the only one allowed to stab the boss with a needle... I assume.

 

KONIKI ENYVA

SMELL ABILITY: Five out of five stars

LAWYERING ABILITY: That's actually a harmful stereotype and I-

Koniki's had it rough. Like, she loses her birth family in a quake, then she gets adopted by a very nice woman who cooks real good, and then THAT woman dies too! Anyway, she hangs out with Cufaba and his friends. He acts as her eyes whenever the two are in precarious situations.

 

ZURIKA GA a.k.a. ELECTRIC ZEBRA

SIGNATURE: Extremely fancy

SANDWICHES: Kinda dry

Zurika Ga is the original Electric Zebra – a guitarist turned music producer. They have the power to recolor any surface, which was useful in their performances.

 

NARCOTIC GIRAFFE

NECK TATTOOS: Pretty gross

INSTRUMENT: Cowbell recorder

As a child, Narcotic Giraffe accidentally fell in a taffy stretching machine. That has nothing to do with the way he looks, I just thought I'd share.

 

GREENGROCER aka JOLI GREANE

LIKES: Murder

DISLIKES: Capitalism

Joli is a tall woman with the ability to create vegetable seeds, then grow those seeds at will. Generally a good strategist and keeps cool under pressure.

 

CAPTAIN KIDD

WHAT'S HIS SHIP NAMED: He's a police captain, not a boat captain

THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION: All right, it's called Captaif Horajukidd

Captain Kidd is a 21-year-old police officer, who somehow made his way up to Captain at that age. His magic lets him turn objects into dirt and bury other objects inside. Has a treasure map-shaped birthmark on his back, but it's probably nothing.

 

GUNNER KOALA

ROLE IN BAND: Rapper

ACTUAL NATION OF ORIGIN: Wouldn't you like to know

Gunner Koala has the ability to track shadows and grow eucalyptus branches out of them – the faster a shadow is moving, the more accurate her ability is. Has two adult children (whom she hates), and one adult husband (whom she's lukewarm on).

 

ORANUS LUDI

FAVORITE CHILD: Favorite what?

DON'T YOU NEED TO PAY RENT EVENTUALLY: Hmph.

Gynu and Suzigu's neglectful father. He quit his job after his wife died. Before the twins left to join the Galaxy Knights, he just sat around and did nothing all day, leaving them to fend for themselves (after the twins left, he died of kidney failure).

 

MASTER aka YANA PEROCUSIN

CLASS: Support

RESPECT FROM COLLEAGUES: Ha ha none

Yana is the creator of the Taskforce G program. His magic places a spectral drummer on a target. He can choose between two beats – one which heals his target, and one which boosts physical and magical strength.

 

NOFI

HEIGHT: Tall

ANY OTHER INFO ABOUT HIM: Nope

Nofi's last name and history are unknown, unfortunately. He's just a nonverbal illiterate kid who found a friend in Hofyzo, and then a bunch more friends with Cufaba. Hofyzo seems to be the best at understanding Nofi's body language – which makes sense, since they're pretty close.

 

NOT-SLIP aka DIDE VURST

HIS QUIRK?: Blue-Ball Adhesive!

FIRST NAME PRONUNCIATION: Like “died”, yes

Dide has the power to grow little blue bubbles from his skin, which let him stick to surfaces. Don't get too attached. Pun intended.

 

HECA NUJUBOLO

COOL BURN MARKS: Not shown.

I BET HE'S FUN AT SLUMBER PARTIES: Just... make sure you know where your hands are at all times.

Heca is the son of a high-ranking Galaxy Knight, and is somewhat of a spoiled brat. His magic lets him control water. He'll probably never amount to anything. He fought Gynu Ludi and dealt a serious injury to Suzigu Ludi, so they probably would never interact with him again willingly.

 

LEXONO NUJUBOLO

FASHION: 100/10

TEEN NAME: Faygo Sprite

Mr. Nujubolo is the president of the local chapter of the Galaxy Knights. He has the magic ability to absorb other people's magic and take measurements on its strength - which is convenient for all sorts of plot purposes.

 

CHIEF ONCA

STRENGTHS: Sharp teeth, night vision

WEAKNESSES: Lawyers

Chief Onca was the chief of police before Chief Horajufa. Has the ability to write up contracts that are enforced by magic.

 

CYTH PEBA

MULTITASKING SKILLS: Decent

EXCEL PROFICIENCY: High

She's Mr. Nujubolo's assistant, which makes her a high-ranking Galaxy Knight. She's never shown or described in the story, so let's say... she has a giant tattoo on her back and carries around a trident. That's definitely accurate, probably.

 

RETROGRADE

BODY TYPE: Long

HOBBIES: Hiding candies inside her legs for later

Retrograde is the head of security at the Packers gang. Her ability lets her steal memories from people, mainly ones which are vital to survival. She can't control what memory she steals, so if she takes something really important like breathing, she'll give it back immediately. Probably.

 

KALIHO SOLAS

HAIR COLOR: Silver

LIKE, NATURALLY METALLIC: What are you, a cop?

Kaliho is a master thief, who specializes in using weapons. All of them. Currently catfishing the child of a wealthy family but otherwise... she's single!

 

SWIMMER GIRL

MAXIMUM DEPTH: Well she needs to hold her breath, so probably not more than a few meters.

WHAT COLOR IS HER SWIMSUIT: Probably green.

Swimmer Girl used to be a minion working for the Packers, but now she's their leader. Her ability lets her swim in solid ground as if it was water. Enjoys being poked with needles by people of all genders!

 

BUNACY SYT

HOURS: Too long

PAY: Too low

Bunacy is an employee at a convenience store in Fort Sikode. He doesn't get much sleep, which is why he's easily duped.

 

HOFYZO TERI

AKA: Robert Phakename

AKA: Jon Secretagent

Hofyzo is a rich kid turned homeless orphan. Is a master of disguise, and often ropes his friend Nofi into his schemes.

 

 

VAULTER

ARE YOU SURE THAT'S A FLAT TOP ON HIS HEAD: Yes.

NOT SOME WEIRD DEAD CAT: Yes!!!

Vaulter is the former leader of the Packers - former is a word which here means he dead. His magic ability is that eating valuable objects temporarily makes him bigger, stronger, faster, and grants him regenerative capabilities. Kind of makes you wonder how he ever lost that chunk of his face.

 

DOZHA WHAXYKA

FAVORITE ACTIVITY: Jogging at 2 AM

FAVORITE CANDY: Prune juice

Dozha is an elderly woman living in Fort Sikode. She's very active, making her look a lot younger than she actually is!

 

HEFAITU SMYTHE WUWA

CAN BENCH PRESS: 240 lbs

CAN ALSO BENCH PRESS: me

Hefaitu is a master blacksmith, who made Cahe's sword and armor. She also made Cahe, oddly enough.

 

JAYLEN WUWA

LOVES: Cars

THE VEHICLE, THE BAND, OR THE MOVIE?: Yes

Jaylen Wuwa is Cahe's dad, and his magic ability lets him hide objects inside his body. Jaylen is a big fan of motor vehicles, which is interesting because he has never driven one in real life.