MAIN CHARACTERS
MIZUKI SATO
HEIGHT: Negligable
FEARS: Bears
A small girl from a small town. Mizuki has the ability to copy any magic ability she's seen – something that would be too exhausting for anyone else. She's often disrespectful to others, but she's rarely treated with respect so that's not exactly surprising.
KING ZEBUGU GO
HOBBIES: Collecting leaves
WHY: I dunno, maybe he likes watching them blow around in the wind?
King Zebugu is the monarch and sole ruler of the Giduli Kingdom (which is kind of how kingdoms work). He's a big eater. His ability to control air makes him a formidable foe.
TACI RAMINO aka SWORD WARRIOR
OCCUPATION: Governor and Mayor and also Superhero.
NARCISSISM LEVELS: Off the charts
The self-proclaimed most powerful fighter alive, Taci Ramino has the ability to manifest swords and teleport short ranges. He spends his nights fighting crime as a vigilante, and spends his days preparing for another night of crimefighting. Also, his mask is stupid, but you didn't hear it from me.
CAHE VA-WUWA
AGE: Probably
HOBBIES: Sword
Cahe went on an adventure with Mizuki and Pejiba, and his love for Pejiba unlocked the magic ability to shoot murder beams from his sword. Now, it's time for his greatest adventure yet – being a father.
PEJIBA VA-WUWA
LIKES: Her husband and child.
DISLIKES: Helplessness/paralysis/general inability to fight
A powerful crime fighter with the ability to shoot plasma attacks at her foes. Currently on maternity leave, but she'll be back to vigilante-ing sooner than you think!
SIDE CHARACTERS:
EKE ENETORO
LOVES: His daughter
ALSO LOVES: His store
Farms 'R' We has been in the Enetoro family for generations, and Eke is the latest owner of the store. Adopted Mizuki after her parents were mauled to death by bears. Or was it eaten by bears? It was a traumatic experience, don't get on her case if she misremembers some things.
PRINCESS ZAXATY GO
OCCUPATION: Artist
HOBBIES: Governor
Zaxaty got an island as a birthday present one year. Overjoyed, she took her position as governor and ran with it, building a community of happy, artistically minded individuals (who are also lesbians). Also there's a bunch of farms around the island that Zaxaty doesn't pay much mind to.
GYNU LUDI
MOUSTACHE: Absolutely
FASHION SENSE: Off the charts
A former Galaxy Knight and one of the Governors of the Sikode Plains, Gynu uses his fire-based powers to help those in need!
SUZIGU LUDI
HOBBIES: Laziness
NEN TYPE: Transmuter
Like her brother, she's a former Galaxy Knight and Governor of the Sikode Plains. She likes to use her shadow powers to help those in need, although not quite as many people as Gynu likes to help.
NOTHING
SHAPE: Undefined
AGE: 13 in demon years
Nothing is a seemingly invincible demon, seemingly originating from inside the magic portal itself. Though of course, things aren't always as they seem...
ANCESTRAL TREE
HEIGHT: Obviously
WEIGHT: Look, YOU try weighing a living tree
Governor of the Fuhifo Forest region, and also a talking tree. Its advice is usually good, but it may not be inclined to give any to you.
GENERAL NIRAJI ZOFUHU a.k.a. ELECTRIC ZEBRA
DISLIKES: The military
ALSO DISLIKES: The government
Niraji Zofuhu is an anti-establishment rock musician who was appointed the general of the Giduli Royal Army. He reluctantly follows the king's orders, but still spends his nights playing in bars.
CORUBY ZOZI
EYE COLOR: Black
SHORTS: Cargo
Coruby is King Zebugu's childhood best friend, and governor of the Wetuno Desert. He specifically asked to get an outpost of his own in the desert so he could attempt to terraform it and help out the people already living there.
MINOR CHARACTERS:
ALLEYMAN
HOBBIES: Petty theft
ACCENT: You bet
Alleyman is the kind of guy who brings a knife to a gun fight. Or is it a gun to a knife fight? Either way, he's bringing them.
GREEN ARCHER a.k.a. DIAMIS ARTENE
FAVORITE ANIMATED SHOW: Archer
FAVORITE COLOR: Blue
The Green Archer is a petty boat-jacker. Her goal in life is to join a gang in Cunoze City, and stealing a literal boatload of cash was the best resume she could think of.
ZTRAU BARRY
WHY DOES HE JUST HAVE STRAWBERRIES OUT ON THE COUNTER IN THE SUN?: For funsies
DOES HE LICK THE JUICES OFF THE TABLE?: Of course
Ztrau is the child of a wealthy family, but they sent him away to Wetuno Town to teach him about life. In an online relationship with a woman who claims to be a knight for justice.
MISSUS BORGER
FIRST NAME: Missus
LAST NAME: Borger
Missus Borger is a lady from Wasuze Village who likes burgers. Naturally, the end of the plague holds a special place in her heart.
KIY BORODO
LIKES: Playing piano
DISLIKES: Having to bring her piano anywhere she wants to play it
Kiy works for her family's tailor shop. She used to date Mizuki, but dumped her because of her weird-shaped nose.
CHILL BRO aka GALASI FORASTE
HEIGHT: 6'0"
AVERAGE BODY TEMPERATURE: 0° C
A gangster with the power to induce cold temperatures. He is the leader of the Giants- based out of the Large & Lanky Pants Superstore.
THUCOBAPE CAJYZHY
FAVORITE FOOD: Pie
FAVORITE PIE FLAVOR: Uncooked
In an open relationship with her girlfriend, Girepanu. Spends most of her time working on her poetry.
LAUN CLIPPA
HOBBIES: Camping
KIDNEYS: More than average
Laun is a man who wants to sell lawnmowers, and Wetuno Town is surprisingly the best market around. Has a severe phobia of bananas.
PRIVATE DRIVER
FAVORITE COLOR: Green? I guess?
FAVORITE FOOD: I don't know, Pizza?
I'm gonna be real with you for a second. I didn't put any thought into this character. He was randomly generated, only showed up alive in three panels, and only had one line of dialogue. So just let it go, ok?
KATHY FEALEN
CATS OR DOGS: Cats
FAVORITE FOOD: Tuna
Kathy is a resident of Wetuno Town. She used to work as a receptionist in Vepyxu City, but she quit her job and moved to Wetuno Town to run a pun-themed escape room.
FERRYMAN
BEARD: Well-kept
ACCENT: Faked. Plot twist of the century, huh?
The Ferryman is an immortal elder god. He existed long before the universe did. He is revealed to be the main villain at the end of Book- nah, I'm just messing with you. He's a guy who drives a boat. How 'bout them Jokes, huh?
FERRYWOMAN
OCCUPATION: Ferryman's Gay Daughter
FAVORITE DVD: She usually puts on Fantasy Netflix for her passengers.
The Ferrywoman drives ferries to and from Doveca City. She doesn't have a noticeable accent, but that won't stop her from being the best sailor this side of the kingdom!
REED FLAIYAR
OCCUPATION: Knowing things
THEN WHY DIDN'T HE KNOW WHERE THE MAGIC PORTAL WAS?: Look, do you want to walk all the way out to some forest? Where nature is?!
Reed was born in a booth, and someday he will die in a booth. No I will not be more specific than that.
VENNA FURTER
HOT DOGS: Freshly made
HOW OFTEN DOES SHE GET BURNED?: Very
As a young girl, Venna wanted to be the best hot dog vendor in the world. She had to sell all her clothes to start her business up, but it was worth it.
SHOKO GLAEDU
LOVES: Cake
ALLERGIES: Chocolate
Shoko is a Wetuno boy, born and raised. He left home for a while to get a medical degree from Giduli University, and now he's the town's doctor.
CHIEF XOBULU HORAJUFA
LIKES: Planes
HOBBIES: Also planes
The Chief of the Cunoze Police department, with the ability to control all model airplanes. After killing Pejiba's parents, he feels remorse and tries to- NAH, I'm just messing, he's still a jerk.
DOPAL ILUSO aka HOLOCLONE
GUN: Dolphin-shaped
FORTSCORE RANKING: None anymore
A Cunoze City Council member, and part of the Dolphins. He can create temporary clones of people with his magic. As a Gamer, he doesn't get respect.
INDIGO
HOBBIES: Biting
INSIDE VOICE: Nonexistent
Indigo is a stray dog living on the streets of Zoramo City. His fur is naturally purple.
KINDERGARTENER a.k.a MATO ARTENE
SCHOOL ENROLLED IN: None
HOW MESSED UP IS IT THAT SOME OF THESE GANGS EMPLOY ACTUAL CHILDREN: Very
A six-year-old child who works for the Steelers (a gang focused on steel, naturally). Her ability lets her reflect any insult back at her opponents, which isn't actually that strong once you know about it.
KNIFE MAN
LOVES: His children, and by "children" I mean "knives"
MELEE COMBAT RATING: ★★★★★
A member of the Broncos with the ability to beat anyone using his knives, assuming his opponent is also holding a knife. Only sharpened knives count, and they have to be no more than a foot or less than four inches in length. It's not the easiest ability to use.
YARDE MITUR
HEIGHT: 1.77812 meters
WEIGHT: 1,000,000,000,000,000 quadrillion kg
Yarde was arrested eight years ago for too many puns and was sent to Wetuno Town. His speciality is in rulers, and measurement of all kinds.
CUFABA KUZIRUDU
HAIR COLOR: Blue/Red
EARS: More than average
A cashier at Tupetoto's Restaurant. A proud food service employee who appreciates his customers, even if his boss doesn't agree.
ASH LOGGINS
LIKES: Electric Zebra's music
EVIL EX NUMBER: 3
Ash works on his family's wheat farm, and is one of Mizuki's exes. Dumped Mizuki because of her thighs. His veganism grants him access to incredible powers.
TESS MOWHO
LIKES: Drama
DISLIKES: Having to do work
Tess is employed by Mowho Events, which plans weddings and community theater. Dated Mizuki for a day on a dare.
LODU REJAFI
EYE COLOR: None
SPEARS: Yes
A low-level soldier for the Giduli Royal Army. He always plays things by the books, but he often isn't particularly competent.
LORD QIJEVO RO
SCRATCHERS
SPEAKS: English
BUT HE PROBABLY ISN'T THAT FLUENT, RIGHT?: nah
Scratchers is a talking cat, owned by Kathy Fealen. He uses his power of speech to order his favorite food at restaurants (vodka).
PRIVATE SEKO & PRIVATE YURITI
REJIDI SOBYGU
FYE SOLALY
WHETE SOWADER
LIKES: Extreme couponing
DISLIKES: Regular couponing
Matriarch of the Sowader wheat farm. Her granddaughter, Seade Sowader, is one of Mizuki's exes.
COLONEL THARI
MORTAL ENEMY: Electric Zebra
AND GUESS WHO HER BOSS IS: . . .
You'd be annoyed too if you spent years of your life working your way up the ranks, only to be outranked by some random dude the king met. Also, she hates this newfangled rock music stuff, preferring swing and smooth jazz.
DYNIM THAZHOLY
LIKES: Dressing up in nice clothes
ALSO LIKES: No clothes at all
Spent nearly a year as a clothing model for Zaxaty after coming to Doveca City. Quit her job to spend more time with her then-girlfriend, Kerano.
KERANO THAZHOLY
HOBBIES: Dioramas
DISLIKES: Every second where she's not within arm's reach of her wife.
A concert violinist. It's a high paying job (particularly in this town), but she isn't a fan of the time she has to spend away from Dynim.
QYTU TUPETOTO
DISLIKES: Most things, really
LIKES: Arguments
Owner and head chef at Tupetoto's Restaurant. Inventor of the famous Toto Sandwich, which is a pepperoni pizza topped with calimari on rye bread. Good and good for you!
PRIVATE TUUE
CATS OR DOGS: Cats
NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT HE WAS A GIRL: Like, a surprising number.
Tuue is in the Musket Artisan League division of the Giduli Royal Army. He has the ability to predict the path of any bullet- with the disadvantage that his opponents can see his prediction, and act accordingly.
PRIVATE UON
FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK AUTHOR: Dr. Seuss
HOW MAD ARE YOU NOW THAT YOU JUST REALIZED UON AND TUUE ARE REFERENCES TO THING ONE AND THING TWO FROM THE CAT IN THE HAT: Eh, not much.
Uon is in the Musket Artisan League division of the Giduli Royal Army, and is partnered up with Private Tuue. They may seem like best friends, but they rarely hang out outside of work.
GIREPANU UWHESHOL
OCCUPATION: Tour guide
SKILLS: Can bake a pie, like, really quickly. Don't ask how.
An expert on all of Zaxaty's work. Is in an open relationship with her girlfriend, Thucobape.
ZEBRA "ZUZU" VA-WUWA
LIKES: I dunno, she's a baby?
DISLIKES: Probably being hungry, being too cold or too hot, etc.
Zuzu was born less than a week after Cahe and Pejiba met. Don't worry too much about it.
TEEA VAINELLA
EDUCATION: Bachelor's in history
DOES HE EVER USE IT?: Nope
Teea is a guy whose job it is to carry ice around town. Enjoys jigsaw puzzles and eating hair (that he finds).
ZIFOMI VIYVOTHA
LIKES: Skateboarding
WHILE WEARING ROLLER SKATES?: Yes
Zifomi is a resident of Doveca City. She's never visited Zaxaty herself, but she's looking forward to getting a commission someday (there's a bit of a waiting list).
CLERK WAITER
IS THAT HIS ACTUAL NAME: Yes.
SO DID HE ONLY APPLY TO JOBS THAT SHARED A TITLE WITH HIS NAME: He applied to lots of jobs, but sharing a name with the job title certainly helped in the interviews.
Clerk Waiter is both a clerk at le Hotel and a waiter at Neon Star. Hey, the cost of living ain't cheap.
KRAVID WCDAVID
OCCUPATION: Fried chicken seller
FAVORITE FOOD: Fish, but don't tell anyone
Kravid is the heir to the WcDavid's Fried Chicken restaurant. Dumped Mizuki because her muscles grossed him out.
LETABOYA WCDAVID
HEIGHT: Tall for his age
TOY PLANES: Big for his height
Letaboya is a little boy. His older brother, Kravid WcDavid, is the heir to WcDavid's Fried Chicken restaurant, and also one of Mizuki's exes.
SAHANE WILONA
LIKES: Animals
ALSO LIKES: Jumping jacks
Sahane works for Friendz First Veterinary Clinic, mostly taking care of farm animals. Sahane is Mizuki's shortest-lived partner - he dated Mizuki for only three minutes before kicking her out of his house.
STARSTUFF STORIES:
ZINOA ASTER
PANTSUIT: Teal
WEATHER: Report
Zinoa is a network executive for the Krones Broadcasting System, in town for business purposes. She's a single working mother with nothing to lose!
KULE BEEFMAN
EMPLOYER: Mr. Meets Steakhouse
PARENT COMPANY: Meeteee Ltd.
Kule is the latest in a long line of cybernetic super-soldiers created by the Meeteee corporation to sell beef products. Enjoys long walks on the beach.
JILOWY BIXA
FACE: Horrifically burned
BUT???: Still the cutest!!!
Jilowy is a little homeless orphan girl. She considers Cufaba to be a big brother figure. Even at eight years old, she's an incredible street lacrosse player!
BLUETOOTH
QUIRK: Erasure
ARCHERY SKILLS: I'd rather be her opponent than her teammate
Bluetooth is a member of Cunoze City Council, representing the Vikings gang. For a while the gang was fractured, but with the help of Danish (her partner) Bluetooth was able to unite it.
BREWPUB
ABILITY: Creating beer
FAVORITE MODE OF TRANSPORT: Hops
Brewpub is the former leader of the Patriots gang and the former mayor of Cunoze City. He's also formerly alive.
GLOBE CARRIER aka ATALIS MONS
MUSCLES: Yes
ENDS UP MARRYING: Who's available? Eh, let's just say Joli.
Atalis is a bank robber with a heart of gold. Loves his dog. Has the power to redirect magic around his shoulders.
CHERRY
RAPS: Fire
HOUSE: Also fire! Hurry!
Cherry was appointed leader of the Patriots when Brewpub moved to city council. After Brewpub died, she moved to city council. It's funny how things work out.
ZEPIWA CUDERAFI
IS SHE STILL ON THAT ONE ASSIGNMENT: Yes.
ALLERGIES: Apples.
Mrs. Cuderafi is a teacher at Mantor Beach Elementary School. She's a bit ditsy, and has trouble with time management, but she's incredible at acting under pressure.
CYBERSTRUCTION
WHY DOESN'T HE MAKE HIMSELF NEW LEGS: His ability doesn't work on himself.
SO HE'S SEEN GREEN ARCHER NAKED, RIGHT? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT: I'm sure he looks away from his computer whenever someone's changing.
Cyberstruction is a member of the Packers. His cybernetic pets help guard the gang's turf, and the smaller ones are used to infiltrate other gangs' turfs. He also fixes up his teammates when they lose body parts, which is surprisingly often.
DARKSTEEL
EYE COLOR: Grey
HEIGHT: Grey
Darksteel is the daughter of Holoclone. She has the ability to convert her body into metal.
SILENT BUT DEADLY aka DAMO LISEN
NAME: Funny
LIKES: Chaos
Damo has the magic ability to extract a purple string from his fingers. By placing the string in a loop on the ground and pressing a switch, all sound energy inside the loop is converted to heat energy.
PIPSQUEAK DEPAKO
SIZE: Halloween candy
SKILLS: Ten-foot vertical leap
Pipsqueak is another kid who rolls with Cufaba's crew. He mostly just commentates on things that Cufaba is cooking really loudly. And yes, that's his real first name. His parents weren't the greatest.
CATTLE DRIVER aka POLY HENARI
STAND NAME: 「Big Railroad Blues」
STAND MASTER: Poly Henari. It's right there. This isn't hard, folks.
Poly is a former and current murderer, and a member of the Giants gang. Her magic creates a blue ox that places railroad tracks, which move anything standing on them like a conveyor belt.
EDWARDIA
KNITTING ABILITY: C-, at best.
FEARS: Responsibility. This was stated directly. Did you even read the story?
Edwardia is another member of the Packers - working as the gang's tailor. She's the only one allowed to stab the boss with a needle... I assume.
KONIKI ENYVA
SMELL ABILITY: Five out of five stars
LAWYERING ABILITY: That's actually a harmful stereotype and I-
Koniki's had it rough. Like, she loses her birth family in a quake, then she gets adopted by a very nice woman who cooks real good, and then THAT woman dies too! Anyway, she hangs out with Cufaba and his friends. He acts as her eyes whenever the two are in precarious situations.
FORMOSUS
ROBES: Red
PANTS: Denim, oddly enough
Formosus is a member of Cunoze City Council, representing the Cardinals gang. His resurrection ability only lasts for 5 minutes, but there may be a way of extending it...
ZURIKA GA a.k.a. ELECTRIC ZEBRA
SIGNATURE: Extremely fancy
SANDWICHES: Kinda dry
Zurika Ga is the original Electric Zebra – a guitarist turned music producer. They have the power to recolor any surface, which was useful in their performances.
NARCOTIC GIRAFFE
NECK TATTOOS: Pretty gross
INSTRUMENT: Cowbell recorder
As a child, Narcotic Giraffe accidentally fell in a taffy stretching machine. That has nothing to do with the way he looks, I just thought I'd share.
GREENGROCER aka JOLI GREANE
LIKES: Murder
DISLIKES: Capitalism
Joli is a tall woman with the ability to create vegetable seeds, then grow those seeds at will. Generally a good strategist and keeps cool under pressure.
GREGOR
HOBBY: Speed-dating
SO HE GETS OUT A LOT?: No, he spends most of his time growing dates really quickly
Gregor is a member of the Cardinals, and Formosus's assistant. Don't try to understand how his Crimson Calendar works. No, really, don't.
CAPTAIN KIDD
WHAT'S HIS SHIP NAMED: He's a police captain, not a boat captain
THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION: All right, it's called Captaif Horajukidd
Captain Kidd is a 21-year-old police officer, who somehow made his way up to Captain at that age. His magic lets him turn objects into dirt and bury other objects inside. Has a treasure map-shaped birthmark on his back, but it's probably nothing.
GUNNER KOALA
ROLE IN BAND: Rapper
ACTUAL NATION OF ORIGIN: Wouldn't you like to know
Gunner Koala has the ability to track shadows and grow eucalyptus branches out of them – the faster a shadow is moving, the more accurate her ability is. Has two adult children (whom she hates), and one adult husband (whom she's lukewarm on).
ORANUS LUDI
FAVORITE CHILD: Favorite what?
DON'T YOU NEED TO PAY RENT EVENTUALLY: Hmph.
Gynu and Suzigu's neglectful father. He quit his job after his wife died. Before the twins left to join the Galaxy Knights, he just sat around and did nothing all day, leaving them to fend for themselves (after the twins left, he died of kidney failure).
MASTER aka YANA PEROCUSIN
CLASS: Support
RESPECT FROM COLLEAGUES: Ha ha none
Yana is the creator of the Taskforce G program. His magic places a spectral drummer on a target. He can choose between two beats – one which heals his target, and one which boosts physical and magical strength.
MIDNIGHT
COMPOSITION: Half human, half horse, half fish
VOTES: Rigged
Midnight is the corrupt election commissioner of Cunoze City, and the twin sister of Cherry. She can change shape depending on the crystals on her forehead – one for centaur, two for mermaid.
MÖBEL
ASSEMBLY: Required
PACKING: Flat
Möbel is a member of the Vikings, and Bluetooth's assistant. Little known fact – he's actually an incredible chef!
NOFI
HEIGHT: Tall
ANY OTHER INFO ABOUT HIM: Nope
Nofi's last name and history are unknown, unfortunately. He's just a nonverbal illiterate kid who found a friend in Hofyzo, and then a bunch more friends with Cufaba. Hofyzo seems to be the best at understanding Nofi's body language – which makes sense, since they're pretty close.
NOT-SLIP aka DIDE VURST
HIS QUIRK?: Blue-Ball Adhesive!
FIRST NAME PRONUNCIATION: Like “died”, yes
Dide has the power to grow little blue bubbles from his skin, which let him stick to surfaces. Don't get too attached. Pun intended.
HECA NUJUBOLO
COOL BURN MARKS: Not shown.
I BET HE'S FUN AT SLUMBER PARTIES: Just... make sure you know where your hands are at all times.
Heca is the son of a high-ranking Galaxy Knight, and is somewhat of a spoiled brat. His magic lets him control water. He'll probably never amount to anything. He fought Gynu Ludi and dealt a serious injury to Suzigu Ludi, so they probably would never interact with him again willingly.
LEXONO NUJUBOLO
FASHION: 100/10
TEEN NAME: Faygo Sprite
Mr. Nujubolo is the president of the local chapter of the Galaxy Knights. He has the magic ability to absorb other people's magic and take measurements on its strength - which is convenient for all sorts of plot purposes.
CHIEF ONCA
STRENGTHS: Sharp teeth, night vision
WEAKNESSES: Lawyers
Chief Onca was the chief of police before Chief Horajufa. Has the ability to write up contracts that are enforced by magic.
KUNG FU SKILLS: Above average
POWER POLE: Extend
Panda is a member of the Bears gang, and became a Cunoze City Council member after killing Polar. Now, he works with Cattle Driver of the Giants gang.
CYTH PEBA
MULTITASKING SKILLS: Decent
EXCEL PROFICIENCY: High
She's Mr. Nujubolo's assistant, which makes her a high-ranking Galaxy Knight. She's never shown or described in the story, so let's say... she has a giant tattoo on her back and carries around a trident. That's definitely accurate, probably.
POLAR
ICE: Ice
BABY:
A member of the Bears gang. Polar is over 100 years old, but his magic lets him de-age in cold temperatures. Not a very loyal husband.
RETROGRADE
BODY TYPE: Long
HOBBIES: Hiding candies inside her legs for later
Retrograde is the head of security at the Packers gang. Her ability lets her steal memories from people, mainly ones which are vital to survival. She can't control what memory she steals, so if she takes something really important like breathing, she'll give it back immediately. Probably.
YNFOE RIEDAR aka GOOGOLPLEX
GAMER: Nah
HOTTEST MAYOR WINNER: Summer 7116
A former member of the Eagles gang, now independent. Ynfoe has the ability to read any written text within a five mile radius. Currently the mayor of Cunoze City.
KALIHO SOLAS
HAIR COLOR: Silver
LIKE, NATURALLY METALLIC: What are you, a cop?
Kaliho is a master thief, who specializes in using weapons. All of them. Currently catfishing the child of a wealthy family but otherwise... she's single!
SWIMMER GIRL
MAXIMUM DEPTH: Well she needs to hold her breath, so probably not more than a few meters.
WHAT COLOR IS HER SWIMSUIT: Probably green.
Swimmer Girl used to be a minion working for the Packers, but now she's their leader. Her ability lets her swim in solid ground as if it was water. Enjoys being poked with needles by people of all genders!
BUNACY SYT
HOURS: Too long
PAY: Too low
Bunacy is an employee at a convenience store in Fort Sikode. He doesn't get much sleep, which is why he's easily duped.
HOFYZO TERI
AKA: Robert Phakename
AKA: Jon Secretagent
Hofyzo is a rich kid turned homeless orphan. Is a master of disguise, and often ropes his friend Nofi into his schemes.
GAL VASHEXA
BEST WAY TO LISTEN TO MUSIC: Vinyl, of course
WHY: Makes a cool sound when you bang two disks together
Gal is a young, hip man living in a loft in the upscale district of Fort Sikode. Works as a barista, but his true calling is Mefacing (creating street art by gluing copies of your headshot to a wall).
VAULTER
ARE YOU SURE THAT'S A FLAT TOP ON HIS HEAD: Yes.
NOT SOME WEIRD DEAD CAT: Yes!!!
Vaulter is the former leader of the Packers - former is a word which here means he dead. His magic ability is that eating valuable objects temporarily makes him bigger, stronger, faster, and grants him regenerative capabilities. Kind of makes you wonder how he ever lost that chunk of his face.
DOZHA WHAXYKA
FAVORITE ACTIVITY: Jogging at 2 AM
FAVORITE CANDY: Prune juice
Dozha is an elderly woman living in Fort Sikode. She's very active, making her look a lot younger than she actually is!
HEFAITU SMYTHE WUWA
CAN BENCH PRESS: 240 lbs
CAN ALSO BENCH PRESS: me
Hefaitu is a master blacksmith, who made Cahe's sword and armor. She also made Cahe, oddly enough.
JAYLEN WUWA
LOVES: Cars
THE VEHICLE, THE BAND, OR THE MOVIE?: Yes
Jaylen Wuwa is Cahe's dad, and his magic ability lets him hide objects inside his body. Jaylen is a big fan of motor vehicles, which is interesting because he has never driven one in real life.